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- Hi, I'm Kyoko Yano. - And I'm Yumemaru.
- And I'm Daiki. - Yumemaru's Monthly Food Trip!
From Tokyo Station to Okazaki City in Aichi Prefecture, how many stores are there along the Kokudo Ichigo Line?
- This time, we'll go back from Fukuoka to Okazaki by car! - Again!
- If you think you're in Okazaki now, say "yes"! - But it's not that easy, isn't it?
- If you look outside, you can see that there are 8 intersections. - You're probably right.
- The inside of the car is darkened by the curtains. - Yes, you can't see outside.
- You can't see outside, so you can't see what's written on the wall. - That's the only rule.
- Why are you doing this? - Why are we doing this? We're just spacing out!
- Why? - We came all the way to Fukuoka Prefecture and we're filming on such a white screen!
- The fact that there are two young people... - Oh, right. You guys often did that today.
- We were going to do it at the fastest shooting speed, and it just happened to be today. - I'm... Oh, no, it's Daiki.
- Today is Daiki and Mayashi's first year anniversary. - Oh, you're doing that now.
- Oh, I see. - I thought you were a creepy person.
- We got on the highway. - Huh?
- Oh, right. We can't get in the car anymore, can we? - That's right.
- We're going home at high speed, so... - Oh, thank goodness!
- We're going home at high speed this time. - Thank goodness!
- We can get in the parking lot and while we're at it, we can look down and go to the bathroom like this. - I see.
- If you ask me "what are you going to do now?", I'll go home! - You're going home! Did you come here to go home?
This is the mentaiko that KUN-san bought for me as a gift.
- Ibemoru! - This one?
- There's only one of this, is it okay? - Damn you...
- Buy me one of these too! - I don't want it!
- Well, you know, I do want to have some fun, but... - Yeah, you're right.
- This is bad! I'm getting really irritated. - You're really upset, aren't you?
- And this feeling of someone's shoulder hitting you... - Yeah.
- Ibemoru, you should've stopped me! - No, no...
- You should've stopped me! - You should've stopped me!
You're getting irritated over little things like this!
- Let's go slow-mo! Let's go slow-mo, Ibemoru! - Yeah.
- I know! - Yeah.
I'm in the middle of everything, so I'm twice as fast as you guys.
- In the middle of everything... - Yeah.
- Thank you for the food! - Thank you for the food!
But I ate a little too much than I usually do for lunch and dinner.
I was like, "will I be full by night?" and ate that much, and I'm still hungry.
- It's your strategy, isn't it? - Yeah.
- You should eat a lot. - On the package, it said "calories for this bento".
- 1,100 kilocalories. - Wow!
- Wow, that's a lot of protein! - Yeah.
- The rice and the tengu... - Yeah.
- It doesn't taste like tengu. - How is it?
- The air is bad, right? - Yeah.
I'm seriously hungry.
- You're eating a lot. You shouldn't eat at all! - I'm seriously hungry.
- I always eat like this. - Huh?!
Then why are you hungry?
- So, I'm going to tell you something. - Yeah.
I started eating and I was like, "I'm full." and I was really fast.
So, I thought I couldn't go any further than that.
I'm eating the garlic bread, so it's making me hungry.
Logically, you're right about that.
So, if you keep eating alone, you'll lose weight?
No, no. If I eat alone...
I'll gain weight.
- If I eat alone, I'll get fat. - Hahaha!
But for now, it might be fun.
For now...
If you think about spending your free time in a small private room, you'll just hang out with friends.
- Okay. - But my position is...
If I eat something big, I'll be sad, right?
- Well, that's... - Hahaha!
But it's true.
Hahaha!
Yeah, this is the pose.
- Boom! - Hahaha!
I'm the official "downhill type", you know.
- I'm not a "downhill type". - Hahaha! That's true.
- It's not about "downhill type". - Hahaha!
- Today, you know... - Yeah?
- When we got off, you know... - Yeah?
- You know, we went to a fun place. - Yeah?
- We went to a fun place. - Yeah.
- Yeah... - Yeah...
- It's like that, isn't it? - Even if we skipped all the way here...
- Yeah... - It's like that, isn't it?
- When we got off and looked at it from a distance... - Yeah...
- It looked like we were having a lot of fun. - Hahaha!
- If you skip all the way to the car that Hikuta told you about... - Hahaha!
- Are you having fun with me? - Hahaha!
- You idiot! - You're eating so much.
- I'm not eating. - What are you doing?
- I'm hungry! - Where is Hikuto now?
- I'm not telling you! - That's dangerous!
- Should we stay at the next service area? - Where is the next service area?
- I'm not telling you! - Yay!
- I'm not a king. - I'm not a king, either.
- I'm just Hikuto. - I'm just Hikuto.
- Achieved! - I didn't achieve anything.
- I can finally get off.
- No, no, no.
- If you're hungry, you get off, right? - I'm not hungry at all.
- And some people get pretty hungry. - Yeah.
- We're at the parking lot. - I don't know how long it took.
- We were just talking about fun things. - Yeah.
- It's definitely somewhere in Yamaguchi Prefecture. - Yamaguchi?
- It's not in Yamaguchi, is it? - I wonder if it is.
- People's three biggest desires are... - Yeah.
- Appetite, smoking, and sleep. - Yeah.
- Smoking is such a big desire. - Yeah.
- And you said you were sleeping? - I was smoking and talking on my phone.
- "It's been an hour and a half now," I said. - Oh, you agreed.
- You know, I don't think I'll agree. - Yeah, I totally agree.
- I think it's the same for all three of us. - Yeah.
- We all sleep once and then we all wake up. - Yeah.
- That's how we experience it. - Yeah, that's possible.
- That's interesting. - Yeah.
- We're going to sleep for the video. - Yeah.
- Good night. - Good night.
- My body is shaking. - You slept, didn't you?
- I slept a lot and I don't know anymore. - I don't know. I really don't know.
- I went to the bathroom and was looking down, but it's sunny.
- I thought it was too cloudy, but... - Oh...
- We're like a team. - Yeah.
- I'm scared now. - Where are we going in three hours from Fukuoka?
- Hiroshima? - Hiroshima?
- I don't think we're going that far. - Good night.
- Good night.
- It's been a while since I've been on camera.
- It was getting dark before I knew it, so... - Yeah.
- To be honest, I don't know. - What?
- I just had a stomachache and it was about to break. - Oh...
- But it was getting dark, so I thought it was five hours. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Let's say it was 11 o'clock. - Yeah.
- 16 hours. - Oh, four hours.
- Oh, then it's not. - That's right.
- That's right, it's always like that. - No, it's not a bug.
- It's like that. - You made me eat bento too much!
- It's like that! - You made Daiki eat bento too much!
- You ate it so much it broke, move! - It's not like that!
- We were in the bathroom and one of the viewers said "take a picture of me." - "I can't get too much information."
- So Foon was next to me and said "I'm sorry, I'm recording right now." - "I'm pretty shy." - "Why?"
- "And this is what people in Osaka and Hiroshima do." - Really?
- Is it biased? - It's biased.
- "Are you from Hiroshima?" - "Well, that's possible."
- I feel like I'm a bit more out of breath now. - What time is it now?
- One, two... - It's six o'clock! - It's six o'clock!
- It might have been more evening if we had arrived at 17 and a half, but it was way too cold and it was night.
- We might have gone all the way to Sendai the next day. - We slept too long.
- It's so cold. - Will you call a rehab center? - I'm already full up with it.
It's a manga.
"Chainsaw"!
I've never read it.
It's a toy.
A little toy.
Huh? Are you telling a 30-year-old man to play with a little toy?
I want to do "G-NOIR".
Battle!
Battle, start!
Let's do it.
Do you know that thing Yoh-kun is wearing on his arm?
Yeah.
It's a nail clipper.
That costs 900,000 yen.
Something like that.
I messed it up.
That's "G-NOIR".
Let's clear it for sure!
Let's do it.
G-NOIR
Do you feel like you're living?
Yeah!
I came out like this.
Really?
Wow!
G-NOIR
What should I do with this?
I'm full.
Let's eat.
Oh, I see.
Let's eat.
This is the first time I eat cheese sandwich in my life.
I'm too bored.
Me, too.
If you read a book like this, you'll feel better.
"G-NOIR" doesn't make you feel better, does it?
It's like 1 and a half hours.
I don't think we can go any further.
You're saying scary things.
I'm bored!
Does it feel good when you get off?
It feels good.
I can touch my cell phone and go home by train.
It feels good.
It's stressful even if you don't touch your cell phone.
I just joined "HYOGO".
Really?
That's impossible.
Wow!
It's a mass-produced train!
I can go home!
Wow!
I forgot the time.
It feels good.
By the way...
What are you going to do?
Recently, "G-NOIR" doesn't have this kind of time.
Hey!
It's noisy.
Didn't you absorb "G-NOIR"?
Yes.
It's like "G-NOIR" now.
That's right.
Is it recording?
The train has stopped.
Why?
It's over.
It's a traffic jam.
Traffic jams are crazy!
This is not good!
It's a traffic jam.
"G-NOIR" has this kind of "hellish" atmosphere.
I hope you can understand it.
I got off the train, but I don't know where I am yet.
Let's go!
One, two...
Isn't it too far?
Doesn't it get farther from here?
That's right.
It's 9 o'clock now.
It's been an hour.
If I had believed myself and said it would be about 10 hours, I would have been able to get off.
That's crazy!
Well, I'm going to have you come and pick me up here and go home.
Thank you for your hard work!
Yes!
Now!
Driver! Now!
I just entered Okazaki!
No! I endured it!
No...
No, but it's already 10 o'clock and 20 minutes now.
Well, I don't think it's far away.
Right? 10 o'clock and 20 minutes is 12 hours of driving.
My initial guess was 12 hours, so now.
That's right.
Why do you think so?
Maybe it's still 10 hours in Taiki's internal clock.
If I go out of Taiki's internal clock,
it's only been 5 hours and I'm not hungry yet.
Is that so?
Maybe.
I don't know yet.
What are you going to do?
I was going to endure it until you said, "Let me eat something now."
I was going to go up one level and eat dinner normally.
You haven't gone there yet?
Not at all.
Even if you say you ate too much, you didn't eat too much.
No, I'm full.
I'm full. I took a video.
Wow, I'm curious! I want to see the result as soon as possible!
As Ryo-kun said earlier, it's scary just to say that this place is sincere.
It's scary.
If you go out...
This is Hamana Lake, isn't it?
Wow!
Wow! The car stopped!
All right!
Where is it?
I'm sure it's scary for an idiot who lives in a skip at this dark night.
We've arrived!
Yes! Thank you for your hard work!
Two...
One, two...
Maki-no-hara!
Where is Maki-no-hara?
Maki-no-hara...
What are you laughing about?
Wait a minute!
What time is it now?
I don't know. It's 10:20 now.
10:57...
Wow!
It's Shizuoka!
It's already Shizuoka!
It's disgusting!
An hour and a half!
So Yumemaru got off at Shinshiro?
Yes, I got off at Shinshiro.
Wow!
So Yumemaru was in Aichi?
Yes, I was in Aichi.
And you barely made it!
It's fun, passing by like this!
Yes, there's this and that.
Wow!
Damn it!
Thank you for your hard work.
Yes, thank you for your hard work.
So we've arrived in Okazaki.
It was pretty long, wasn't it?
Lastly, we'd like to go outside and film ourselves.
Okazaki
Okazaki is this long and slow.
I don't know because it's my first time coming here, but it's been this long and slow.
So if you look over there, you can see Okazaki.
Yes, you can see it.
To be honest, I know it's not Okazaki, but I'm sure it's somewhere in Aichi Prefecture.
Let's go!
We've arrived!
Huh? Where are we?
Yui!
Yui...
We're in Yui, aren't we?
We're in Shizuoka Prefecture.
We're in Shizuoka Prefecture!
If I had to guess, I'd say it's about 10 o'clock now.
It's 11 o'clock now.
Huh? So you've been driving while being pissed off?
And we've driven 200 kilometers from Okazaki.
Are we going to drive 200 kilometers from now on?
I'm sorry!
Drive!
I'm so sorry.
We've driven from Fukuoka to Shizuoka in a car.
Let's go to the studio and dance!
Please drive!
I'm really, really sorry!
Thank you for your hard work!
It must have been hard for you.
No, it was really hard for me to come to the studio today.
You were already passing that time, weren't you?
It was hard for me to say, "It's cold here, but it's hard."
How far is Rimemaru Virtual High School?
About 30 kilometers?
Oh, that's amazing!
I'm from Maki-no-hara Intersection.
Maki-no-hara Intersection?
Maki-no-hara Parking Area.
It's in Shizuoka Prefecture, isn't it?
I didn't know at first.
Where is Maki-no-hara?
It's just between Amamatsu and Shizuoka.
It's an island or something like that.
Rimemaru got off and entered the station about 40 minutes later.
Oh, I see.
40 minutes?!
What?
You were standing there for 40 minutes.
No way!
It's 40 minutes, isn't it?
It's been 15 minutes.
What?!
Are you serious?!
What?!
So, how far is Maki-no-hara Intersection?
13 kilometers.
That far?!
So, you got off at the last minute.
Yes.
It's 20 minutes away from there.
How many minutes has it been?
50 minutes.
What?!
It's a bug!
I arrived at a place called Yui.
Yui?!
I don't know!
It's been 156 minutes.
Wow!
It really took me two hours.
It took me about 9 hours and 45 minutes from Fukuoka Airport to the studio.
So, reading wasn't wrong.
Maybe you feel it really fast when you go to bed in the afternoon.
That's true.
Come on.
What?!
So, we finished planning for this video.
What did you find out?!
Thank you for joining us today.